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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 579
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About CherryPresident : Just a "normal" boy from the cold Denmark. And no, Denmark is not the capital in Netherlands.. Denmark is the country just over Germany! :D
So, I think this is where you write stuff about yourself.. so why not!
I like music. I can't play any instruments, but I wanna play guitar. I love bands like Arctic Monkeys. c:
Then I enjoy reading too!
I like to write with new people, so you should hit me a message, if you dare c:

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Today, I askd my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She respondd that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML

#20913413
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40085) - you deserved it (4977)

On 10/09/2013 at 1:21am - misc - by Anon - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was working a kid's brthday party dressd as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scard of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was ownd by a grl co-worker. So fir 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

#20913049
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41819) - you deserved it (4463)

On 10/08/2013 at 9:19pm - kids - by Allycat (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got my daugter's scool pictures. Instead of smiling, se did te duck face. Se's 6. FML

#20912722
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47345) - you deserved it (7746)

On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

TODAY.. . MY COWORKER CONVINCD A LITTLE GIRL TAT TEDDY BEARS R ACTUALLY TE BODIES OF DEAD BABY BEARS . I WORK AT BUILD-A-BEAR-WORKSOP.. . AND WE WERE WORKING A 4-YEAR-OLD'S BIRTDAY PARTY . FML

#20910133
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42163) - you deserved it (2869)

On 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm - kids - by TeddyBearKiller (woman) - United States

Today , I read a seemingly seriou article online looool about giving yur smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave 4 one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18773) - you deserved it (134044)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The frst thing mah 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like mah pet rat!" big fat FML

#20864621
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43822) - you deserved it (4976)

On 09/02/2013 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

today I asked mom if I was ugly . She said, "Ask your grlfriend." I said I don't have one . She said "Exactly." FML

#20855163
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48329) - you deserved it (4843)

On 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm - misc - by Miami6and3 - United States (California)

Today, I found mah dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I askd him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a grl. FML

#20844156
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46423) - you deserved it (2657)

On 08/19/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, after an argument with my wife, I stormd out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replacd yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML

#20843350
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38389) - you deserved it (15101)

On 08/18/2013 at 4:13pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster . He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged . Turns out I'd left mah wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it . mega FML

#20528351
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19889) - you deserved it (41540)

On 03/02/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by stabbed with kindness (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)

Today, the mouse trap I set in mah kitchen workd. I caught a snake. FML

Today , I was camping with family , and had to share a tent with 13 year old brother. During the night he had to pee , but instead of going outside to use the bathroom , he zipped open a section of the tent , stuck his knob through it , and peed all over shoes that were drying outside. FML

#17431437
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29296) - you deserved it (2743)

On 08/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by jakethed0g (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today , mah dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple!! He chose the apple!! FML

#15401896
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35002) - you deserved it (4350)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)

Today, with water in mah eyes, I steppd out of the shower and rubbd mah face with a towel. When I lookd in the mrror, I realizd there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeard all over mah face. FML

#15373244
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45151) - you deserved it (5316)

On 03/18/2011 at 9:36pm - animals - by SpideyFace (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was Askd Out By A Guy I've Likd Since The Beginning Of The Year. All I Could Say Was, "I Have To Pee", And Ran Into The Men's Bathroom. FML

#15031615
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26659) - you deserved it (15785)

On 02/18/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by blaahh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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