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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1326
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Chellec2013 : Preschool teacher, Law Enforcement, Security, Sunday School, Boyfriend with the same interests. My crazy, wonderful life.

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Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML


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On 11/25/2015 at 1:00am - kids - by coolest_mom (woman) -

Today, while on the job as a cop, I was breaking up a loud house party. We were just doing one final check of the house, we walked into the bathroom to find a kid furiously wanking in the bath. This isn't the first time I've seen something like this. FML


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On 10/13/2015 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by iwantaraise - Australia

Today, I found my cat who's been missing for three days, sitting inside my neighbor's window. He won't answer the door. FML

Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML


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On 08/25/2015 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML


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On 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML


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On 08/19/2015 at 9:00pm - misc - by ToddesPizza - United States (Oregon)

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML


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On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, just as I was putting my contacts in, a gnat landed on it. Its guts got squished between my eyeball and the contact. FML


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On 08/15/2015 at 11:20am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML


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On 08/07/2015 at 10:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I asked my one-year-old to come and give mommy a kiss. She did and it was really sweet, until she tried to spit a piece of dog food into my mouth. FML


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On 08/06/2015 at 1:28pm - kids - by gross - United States

Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML


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On 08/01/2015 at 2:18am - work - by hook me up with some smack, Jack (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time". FML


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On 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm - kids - by Oihana - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was fired from my dream job for being pregnant. Apparently, you can't teach children while growing one inside you. FML


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On 07/20/2015 at 10:29am - work - by mrsmahdi - United States (California)

Today, my idiot boss placed an expensive order for anti-bullying banners that read: "Take a stand against bullying!" This would be fine if I didn't work in a specialized school for children in wheelchairs. FML


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On 07/05/2015 at 5:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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