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Chellec2013

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Chellec2013
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1100
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Chellec2013 : Preschool teacher, Law Enforcement, Security, Sunday School, Boyfriend with the same interests. My crazy, wonderful life.

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Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic had to fight to pin down some total scum-sucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML

#21450305
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7116) - you deserved it (738)

On 08/01/2015 at 2:18am - work - by hook me up with some smack, Jack (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time". FML

#21450242
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16372) - you deserved it (1069)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm - kids - by Oihana - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was fired from my dream job for being pregnant. Apparently, you can't teach children while growing one inside you. FML

#21444439
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31340) - you deserved it (2109)

On 07/20/2015 at 10:29am - work - by mrsmahdi - United States (California)

Today, my idiot boss placed an expensive order for anti-bullying banners that read: "Take a stand against bullying!" This would be fine if I didn't work in a specialized school for children in wheelchairs. FML

#21436683
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22108) - you deserved it (1520)

On 07/05/2015 at 5:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML

#21434454
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23021) - you deserved it (1499)

On 06/30/2015 at 4:26pm - work - by sickatwokr - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I caught my mother-in-law trying to plant a GPS tracker on my car. FML

#21428876
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26683) - you deserved it (1781)

On 06/20/2015 at 1:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

#21428714
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26782) - you deserved it (3700)

On 06/19/2015 at 6:21pm - misc - by baberuth - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

#21427425
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26160) - you deserved it (2059)

On 06/17/2015 at 3:42am - love - by canessadawn - United States (Oregon)

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

#21417834
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27622) - you deserved it (1806)

On 05/29/2015 at 11:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my roommate was making a waterproof iPhone case and decided to use my phone to test it out. It didn't work. FML

#21402720
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29752) - you deserved it (3432)

On 05/01/2015 at 1:30am - misc - by Crombinator - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38953) - you deserved it (2792)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I was home alone and tried to make some popcorn so I could watch a movie. Thirty minutes later, my parents came home and found me talking to the firemen. FML

#21398409
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27239) - you deserved it (8033)

On 04/23/2015 at 9:43am - misc - by almost_a_pro - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML

#21398419
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28279) - you deserved it (4013) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML



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