About CheiftheBaest : Hey I'm Scott. Guess there's not much else to say besides I no life video games and love airsoft.
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Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML
by bull-stuff / 01/17/2013 at 10:48pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by walkingdictionary / 01/17/2013 at 9:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML
by SF49 / 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm / United States / Health
by Kftc88 / 01/11/2013 at 3:03am / United States (California) / Health
by deadhammy / 01/11/2013 at 2:09am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/06/2013 at 8:06am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by almostkilledmyself / 12/29/2012 at 2:30am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by Bonding_boys / 12/17/2012 at 11:21am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, my car window got smashed in. The cop that came to take the report said they'd already caught the guy doing it, he'd smashed in several other car windows, all of the exact same model and color. His reason for doing it was simple: he was drunk and "hated red Jeeps". FML
by Cold / 12/17/2012 at 12:08am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
by n1a1t1h1a1n1 / 12/11/2012 at 2:15am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I sent in an assignment from my batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem, analyze it, and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML
by bestnameright / 12/09/2012 at 10:53pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work
Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
by I Don't Exorcise / 05/09/2012 at 11:34pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Animals
by yournick / 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy
- Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump.… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…