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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 September 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 843
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML

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On 07/14/2009 at 2:58am - misc - by pkstarstorm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

#3706736
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22153) - you deserved it (42133)

On 07/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by greek_dancer (woman) - United States

Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just stared at him, spluttering simple question words and wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me. I then realized that he had been joking. Too late. FML

#3684886
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43739) - you deserved it (18758)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by i.ask.you.how. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

#3676962
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52676) - you deserved it (27346)

On 07/11/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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