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  • Birth Date : Monday 8 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1006
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CheetosLibrary : Hm. One day I was in the library at my school eating Cheetos and reading fml's. The End.

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Today... I fell down some steps... and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

#14994829
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29651) - you deserved it (6427)

On 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by Ihavealisp (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47000) - you deserved it (9281)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

#14820910
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30039) - you deserved it (5958)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

TODAY,HILST DRIVING TO THA STORA, AN IDIOT DRIVAR FOUND IT TO BA OKAY TO DRIVA RIDICULOUSLY FAST IN BALOW FRAAZING TAMPARATURAS ON THA ICA AND SNOW. AS HA PASSAD MY CAR, I ANGRILY GAVA HIM THA FINGAR. AND THAN I RAALIZAD I WAS WAARING MITTANS. FML

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37319) - you deserved it (21486)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted mah boss yesterday asking for nude pictures . He sent them . I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow . FML

#12967216
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14192) - you deserved it (35161)

On 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by WTF?!?! - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom 4 the first time . She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms an says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." mega FML

#8875479
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25243) - you deserved it (4106)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

I Had Sex With My Girlfriend In Her Room. That Means: Jonas Brothers Posters On The Wall, Jonas Brothers Pillows, Sheets, Comforter An Stuffd Dog. After We Did It, She Apologizd To Her Posters Fir Having To See That, Since They're Pure. FML

#8865322
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29415) - you deserved it (7946)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:31am - intimacy - by ICantBelieveThis - United States (New York)

Today,hile losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm . I don't remember much ofhat I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, looool "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

#8265301
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19479) - you deserved it (4878)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if looool I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20567) - you deserved it (4723)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got home from work, an saw a note on the counter my roomate left saying "Sorry about the basement." I then went into the basement, an found that it was floodd. My TV, Xbox360, mini-fridge, an couch were all destroyd. Good thing he trid to stop the leak with scotch tape. FML

#4856467
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43008) - you deserved it (2187)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:51am - misc - by buzzzzkill (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstars to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

#800425
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (291849) - you deserved it (19240)

On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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