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CheersForRevenge
  • Town/Country : go away, fuckthatshit
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 70
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About CheersForRevenge : Fuck you.

Certified punk pebble.

I has tumblr, boyfriend, wifi and food. I okay.

FUCK ALL OF YOU. THIS IS SO STUPID. STUPID HUMANS.

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CheersForRevenge's favorite FMLs

Today, I was excited to see a spider skittering across my bathroom floor, because this one was real and not a hallucination. FML

Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46331) - you deserved it (7570)

On 12/13/2013 at 10:10am - love - by wth? - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, a woman called the store I work for. When she found out it was a wrong number, she started to cry and asked me to stay on the line with her, talking about her dead husband and how she hasn't laughed in years. FML

Today, I took my cat to the vet's. When the vet took her temperature anally, I couldn't stop laughing. The vet had to ask me to leave the room. FML

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML

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145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46296) - you deserved it (5534)

On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

#20165510
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31276) - you deserved it (3171)

On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22037) - you deserved it (2490)

On 10/09/2012 at 10:59pm - kids - by ohgod. - United States (Florida)



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