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by Great / 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by that girl / 04/08/2014 at 7:06pm / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
by vreenya / 04/08/2014 at 4:13pm / Chile (Region Metropolitana) / Kids
Today, after months of being on anti-depression medication and feeling very little emotionally, I finally felt some joy. Sadly it was from completely crushing my husband in an argument he started, where he claimed ketchup is a vegetable. FML
by Anonymous / 04/08/2014 at 12:07pm / Italy (Veneto) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML
by the long distance guy / 04/08/2014 at 3:56am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
by Spooprfailed / 04/08/2014 at 1:32am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by watch_corn_dance / 04/07/2014 at 10:13pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
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