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ChawanKiti

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ChawanKiti

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1062
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ChawanKiti : Some friends and I started our own Minecraft server, and If you'd like to play, you're invited! Check out our tumblr! Empire-de-muertos.tumblr.com

Nineteen year old addicted to mint tea, anime, and my fandoms.

Instagram: @J.ellyfish
Tumblr: @Swimming-Senpai
Twitter: @NudeGranny
And @SwimmingSenpai

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Visits<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 8:58pm<b>Michaelaarnett</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 2:51pm<b>YveltalLugia</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 8:25am<b>blackneko</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 1:02pm<b>FitFriday</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 10:56pm<b>nottheuglyfriend</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 5:56pm<b>Rinkster315</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:54pm<b>powerkeep</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 9:09pm<b>kawaii666</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 4:28pm<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 6:30am<b>noctali_Solstice</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 12:23am<b>xReDMemory</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 1:13am<b>Malecent</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 9:19pm<b>Shmatterhorn</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 3:04pm<b>SingingWolf</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 2:17pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 1:00pm<b>xSaru</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 12:28pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 11:25am

Fucked!<b>blackneko</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 7:02pm<b>kawaii666</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 10:29pm<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 12:30pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 9:39pm

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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ChawanKiti's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49710) - you deserved it (5687)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)



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