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by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML
by ohdear / 10/31/2011 at 11:38am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML
by Anonymous / 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
by f*ckingdisgusted / 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm / United States / Kids
Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
by wags34 / 08/22/2011 at 10:57am / United States (Arkansas) / Animals
by shit / 07/07/2011 at 3:43am / United States / Kids
by footfood / 06/27/2011 at 10:56am / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Intimacy
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Alex / 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by BCBUDDY / 05/07/2011 at 11:29am / United States (Florida) / Health
by bumpyroad / 04/17/2011 at 10:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 10:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today my girlfriend needed to talk to me. My family put me in a lot of debt then kicked me out for… Today, while on vacation, I received a text from my friend whom I asked to water my plants saying,… Today, I was craving a bean & cheese burrito. After trying to forget about burritos for half of the…