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TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME CUZ SHE'S AFRAID OF MY EX-WIFE. THIS IS THE THIRD ONE IN A ROW TO USE THAT VERY REASON. THE JUDGE STILL WON'T ACCEPT MY PLEAS FIR A RESTRAINING ORDER. FML

#21333809
56 comments

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On 01/09/2015 at 6:43am - love - by swimfaned - United States

Today, I proposed to mah girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeles gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, ( Bitche man. ) I cried. FML

#21315476
104 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 7:01am - love - by Brasilian29 (man) - United States (California)

today I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of mah sadness after mah break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by mah ex-girlfriend. FML

#21288808
86 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 12:25am - love - by facebookdeception - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today my little sister decidd it would be funny to hide in the washroom closethile I was taking a piss . I wasn't pissing I was wanking . FML

#21281971
100 comments

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On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

today I went on my frst date in 8 years!! While we were looking at the menu , the guy said: "So if your vegetarian , why're u so fat?" FML

#21241880
119 comments

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On 08/20/2014 at 6:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today.. . ma girlfriend took our prank war way too far an ad a package sent to me at ome . Confusd.. . I opend it . It containd a dildo an a bottle of lube . I didn't know ma dad was watcing over ma soulder until I eard im coke on is coffee an felt it splas over ma neck . FML

#21241836
73 comments

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On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bedhile half-asleep. FML

#21238124
98 comments

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On 08/15/2014 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - China (Shanghai)

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room !! Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn !! FML

#21234023
134 comments

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On 08/10/2014 at 1:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Bayern)

2day I got a call from very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking 4 permission to have sex with a ( gross fat chick ) he met at a pub, cuz he ( felt sorry 4 her ). The conversation ended with me getting hung up on cuz I ( don't have a heret ). real FML

#21232277
131 comments

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On 08/08/2014 at 2:05am - intimacy - by pocketrocket90 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Taday some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account,hich caused her to have a seriou panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML

#21149491
94 comments

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On 05/23/2014 at 6:44pm - misc - by nikaea (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , mah little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming , when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". real FML

#21134608
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42158) - you deserved it (3633) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

Today While Reading The Paper I Saw A Picture Of A Guy I Really Like That I Met Online!! The Picture Is In The Obituaries!! No Wonder He Hasn't Called!! FML

#21103818
112 comments

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On 04/03/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by kubbyp (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I resorted to te oldest prank in te book: laxatives in te food. Except it wasn't fir a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get clingy boyfriend to leave me te ell alone. I tink I'm going to ell. fat FML

#21101967
80 comments

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On 04/01/2014 at 3:21pm - love - by someone (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

TODAY ON MAH WAY TO BURGER KING I GOT INTO A HEATED DISCUSSION WITH MAH WIFE ABOUT OUR CATS. WE HAVE 15 RESCUES AND I'VE REACHED MAH LIMIT. GUESS WAT CUMMED RUNNING UP TO MAH CARHILE WAITING IN THE DRIVE-THROUGH. WE NAMED HIM PICKLES. FML

#21091449
180 comments

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On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

2day a lady wo works for ma usband confidd in me tat tey've been sleeping wit eac oter and now se's pregnant. Se didn't know I was is wife. FML



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