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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 July 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 733
  • Number of comments : 123
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About CharismaGeek : I'm 13 years old. I'm black.

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Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML


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On 01/05/2016 at 12:44pm - misc - by notanightowlanymore (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a friend who visited me a week ago with "allergy rashes" told me that it's actually scabies, and she hopes I didn't catch it from her. It takes 2-6 weeks for the symptoms to show and I can't use the medication for it anyway because I'm pregnant. FML


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On 01/03/2016 at 12:52am - health - by itchyyet - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to stop making such vulgar jokes, they turned to me and said, "What makes you think we were joking?" They then clarified that they were in fact being completely serious. FML

Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML


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On 09/28/2014 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML


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On 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML


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On 12/12/2010 at 2:36pm - misc - by dumbass1991 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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