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Chaotonic
  • Town/Country : Pearl Harbor, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 May 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 869
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Chaotonic : Hey you… I am pretty awesome, in a weird sporadic way. I have a way with words, making a stranger smile with my quick wit and my sharp tongue has torn many a people asunder. I have a carefree attitude pretending to be okay at all times even when I feel my world crashing down. I stand up what I believe in, I protect those I care for, and I have a streak of meaness in me as long as the Mississippi river.
I am known for my sarcastic intelliegence acting dumb when the situation calls for something more serious, I believe in nothing and everything. I look for the best and I expect the worst. I have no use for money or fake friends. So I expect neither to stick around when I need them most.
I work with computers but I am not a computer nerd or a gamer. I read and I sleep. I am a constant fighter, I fight for what to my mind is right, but you might not think so, but to me if i think it is right then it must be, but that is only my belief.

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