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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 494
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Chaoticthor : Hey there fellas. Names Kevin, I'm a kid of many virtues. I'm 18 years old. If you'd like to talk facebook is. ; instagram: I'd like to consider myself a gamer(MMO's). I have many hobbies that i enjoy doing, with cooking being one of them(insert astonished face here"___").

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Chaoticthor's favorite FMLs

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46035) - you deserved it (9477)

On 06/20/2014 at 10:04pm - misc - by secret meat (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48933) - you deserved it (7629)

On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

Today, I collected a package from a handsome UPS guy. We exchanged smiles, and he even noticeably checked me out. I was feeling really confident for the first time in a while. Then I went inside and saw that I had two huge breastmilk spots on my chest. FML

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML

Today, my mom made fun of me because I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59621) - you deserved it (3506)

On 10/12/2013 at 9:59pm - misc - by roundtherose - United States (Alaska)

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