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ChaosBlitz's favorite FMLs
Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML
by Mack / 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Chels / 08/18/2011 at 4:25pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by gb / 08/18/2011 at 1:18am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by secret dancer / 08/16/2011 at 12:55pm / Sweden (Jonkopings Lan) / Work
by Username / 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by ifailsobadly / 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/02/2011 at 2:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by oliverP123 / 07/22/2011 at 12:11am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by nolove4me / 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML
by Mommy / 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
by anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by James64138 / 06/15/2011 at 6:13am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by a "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. And we continued to chat. FML
by IPityTheStool / 06/09/2011 at 9:22am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
by DMitch / 05/15/2011 at 3:29pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I was getting frisky with my girlfriend. It was going well until we had to put our clothes… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…