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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 January 1994 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3777
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ChaosAngel17 : Bonjour! I'm Alanna. Just a random University student on FML. Feel free to message me.

Je suis une fille française à essayer d'apprendre l'anglais, donc s'il vous plaît pardonnez certaine mauvaise grammaire.

I am a French girl trying to learn English, so please forgive some bad grammar.(Translation)

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ChaosAngel17's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

#19515132
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23497) - you deserved it (1966)

On 04/23/2012 at 1:50am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML

#19374063
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24608) - you deserved it (2216)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia

Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML

#19252817
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8453) - you deserved it (69318)

On 03/10/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by Alison (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML

#19124149
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29945) - you deserved it (4466)

On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML

#19122555
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9914) - you deserved it (32914)

On 02/20/2012 at 12:36pm - love - by WTA (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML

#18993320
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24612) - you deserved it (4446)

On 02/04/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by Arp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML

#18993154
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7919) - you deserved it (33081)

On 02/04/2012 at 3:22pm - misc - by Courtney - Reserved

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

#18992832
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34402) - you deserved it (5747)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML

#18913466
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27879) - you deserved it (4642)

On 01/26/2012 at 1:23am - love - by sad life (woman) - United States

Today, I was greeting customers at work. After saying good morning to one man, he stopped and looked at me from head to toe before smirking and saying, "Mmmm." He then turned around and said, "It's starting." It's only my first day. FML

#18912868
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (2625)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

#18907383
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40021) - you deserved it (5397)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (7481)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML

#18898180
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25252) - you deserved it (3922)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:42am - work - by communistgirl (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

#18896901
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19515) - you deserved it (34182)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

#18833422
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17003) - you deserved it (26391)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia



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