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Chanti

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Chanti
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 June 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1830
  • Number of comments : 123
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Chanti : Graphic Designer | Self-Proclaimed-Nerd | Ninja-Cat-Owner | Animal-Lover | Steampunk-Artist | Fantasy Book-Reader |
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Visits<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 2:10am<b>kawayi</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 11:42pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 9:22am<b>Saturn</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 7:01pm<b>kickboxing1422</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 1:18am<b>getindoe69</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 12:53pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 9:35am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 11:03pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 10:56pm<b>brandonwong</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 9:07pm<b>f36k</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 8:44pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 6:42pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 7:20am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 11:23am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 7:51pm<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 8:09am<b>Slasher2977</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 12:22am<b>patwo8</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 1:53pm

Fucked!<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 8:10am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 3:34pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 12:42am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 1:51am<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 7:29am<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 10:56am<b>gigistar15</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 5:57pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 10:24pm<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 11:38pm<b>Raleaf</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 3:16pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 12:15pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 7:00pm

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Chanti's favorite FMLs

Today, while working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sell dildos. FML

#21456680
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23505) - you deserved it (1576)

On 08/16/2015 at 11:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML

#21453585
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21518) - you deserved it (4707)

On 08/08/2015 at 6:56pm - misc - by I love L (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the girl I've loved for years kissed me. Then she started crying and wiping her mouth, and had a panic attack. I had to help her through it, tell her that it was no big deal, and that it would never happen again. FML

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

#21451593
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24531) - you deserved it (1832)

On 08/04/2015 at 12:23am - misc - by MomStayOutOfTheCar - United States

Today, I was at a bar. When asked if I wanted a refill of my coffee, I said yes, and moved the cup from my lap to the counter. As I did this, the waitress spilled hot coffee right into my crotch. FML

Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog's, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML

#21447917
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25137) - you deserved it (4860)

On 07/27/2015 at 5:25am - misc - by NoOrdinaryNZer - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34916) - you deserved it (4857)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML

#21359655
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28864) - you deserved it (6693)

On 02/20/2015 at 3:12am - misc - by OzzyWannabee - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

#21215195
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56399) - you deserved it (9071)

On 07/20/2014 at 1:59pm - love - by I Feel Horrible - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML

#21157398
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65054) - you deserved it (7197)

On 05/30/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by lahiros (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML

#21102694
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42655) - you deserved it (9928)

On 04/02/2014 at 7:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML

#20950555
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44372) - you deserved it (8207)

On 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

#20949272
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54009) - you deserved it (5644)

On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)



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