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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 102243
  • Number of comments : 213
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Chaith : I'm Jonathan Ryan

I run a student powered contracting business, and am studying for my public accountant designation. I love travelling, fitness, and improving myself in any way that I can.

I absolutely read all of your FML stories. Thanks for being amazing.

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Today, my husband discoverd that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turnd to me an whisperd 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moand. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

#12377816
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27534) - you deserved it (17826)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY , MY HUSBAND LEFT FIR A TWO-WEEK TRIP. LAST NIGHT HE GAVE THE DOG A TREAT OF STEAK FAT AND GRISTLE. MY TREAT? I AM ON BD REST WITH MY PREGNANCY AND HELPLESS TO STOP THE RANCID DOG FARTS THAT ARE SILENT AND SMELL LIKE A BURNING SEPTIC TANK EXPLODD. FML

Today, I've recently gaind wieght so I bought an exercise video. I startd it right away in mah room on the top floor. My younger sister screamd and ran outside a few minute later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

#11865183
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34443) - you deserved it (9400)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

yesterday I was in mah room, in mah brief and texting mah grlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as mah camera phone clicked, mah mom walked in. You can see mah mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9757) - you deserved it (28199)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man , your a fast cashier , I lyk my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond , so not thinking , I quickly said , "Yeah , me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24643) - you deserved it (6712)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

2day I woke up with a pillow under my t-shrt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating 4 three weeks now. FML

#7394843
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29813) - you deserved it (4665)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I Was Watching Star Wars : Attack Of The Clones, An Yoda Was Using The Force To Move A Heavy Object. While In The Middle Of Mah Loungeroom, I Instinctively Put Mah Hand Up To Use The Force To Help Him, Infront Of Mah Father An Sister. My Sister Will Never Let Me Live It Down. FML

#7212401
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7626) - you deserved it (36272)

On 01/08/2010 at 2:56am - misc - by Fuzzy (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up bieng awful, but I cummd to mah car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on mah windshield. In permanent marker. FML

#6298224
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27490) - you deserved it (2878)

On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on leg . I screamed and started swatting it . It flew into jacket and I started to strip jacket off, taking foot off the brake . I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking nose . Then the bee stung me in the back . FML

#5653425
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34434) - you deserved it (13345)

On 10/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by Anstice (woman) - United States (Indiana)

2day in te middle of te nigt I was punced in te face by my frigtened grlfriend wo ad just been awoken by er own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64730) - you deserved it (4728)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

2day My Daughter Usd The Kids Potty Chair On Her Own For The First Time. Bad: The Bucket Was Not In It So Poo Hit The Floor. Good: She Trid To Clean It... Bad: With Her Socks. Good: She Decidd To Clean The Socks. Bad: She Usd The Wall. Good: She Finally Calld Dad. FML

#5164209
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45552) - you deserved it (4301)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... As I Arrived At Mah House After A Two Week Holiday... I Opened The Door And Heard Footsteps Upstairs... I Went Up And Found Mah Boyfriend Naked In Bed. We Had Great Sex And Afterwards I Found Mah Best Friend Naked In The Wardrobe. Turns Out They'd Had Great Sex Also. Big Fat FML

#4879215
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60538) - you deserved it (4551)

On 08/28/2009 at 7:43am - intimacy - by Phoellie (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today.. . I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road . The car in front of me decidd to merge over . It kickd up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through mah open window . I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot . FML

#4571897
103 comments


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