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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 May 1998 (17 years)
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Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML


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On 11/16/2013 at 12:17am - misc - by CODgirl102 - United States (Florida)

Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59604) - you deserved it (9789)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35285) - you deserved it (4665)

On 12/27/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by maddie - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML


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On 06/20/2011 at 12:12pm - health - by Tequila (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML


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On 04/01/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML


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On 03/16/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by badgrandchild - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML


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