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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1979
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Cely988 : Hellow!
My name's Celina, I was born in Romania but I currently live in London. I'm a cheerful, friendly, optimistic person yet I'm brutally honest. I'm addicted to reading, music, the Internet, science, learning new languages (currently learning French and Spanish) and piercings (I have 4). If you want to chat message me here, I don't bite (unless you're an annoying pervert) :3

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Cely988's page activity

Visits<b>aj9319</b> - 5 hours ago<b>Rented_eyebrows</b> - 10 hours ago<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:51pm<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 2:15am<b>NephilimPie</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:08am<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:16pm<b>mikehomza30</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 3:15pm<b>ProfessorMctitie</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 9:25pm<b>earthlyscum</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 11:39pm<b>bigdog80</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 9:51pm<b>maxyutd</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 6:47pm<b>kawayi</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:39pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 7:18pm<b>whereismyb4con</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 3:57am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 3:04am<b>paravoz</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 2:32am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 10:06pm<b>02mustang</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 9:58pm

Fucked!<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 7:17pm<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 3:21pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 1:17am<b>paravoz</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 8:33am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 1:47am<b>Markovski</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 7:22pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 5:24pm<b>Dougie_Bee</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 5:06pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 5:07am<b>bethanyhopkins</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 9:22am<b>rafa015</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 1:54am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 6:18pm<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 4:56am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 3:04pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 5:26am<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 5:35pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 4:36pm<b>AlwaysWatching</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 3:52pm

Cely988's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Cely988's favorite FMLs

Today, my computer takes so long to start up, it goes into sleep mode before I can type in my password. FML

#21433801
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18740) - you deserved it (2203)

On 06/29/2015 at 12:39pm - misc - by slowcomputer - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML

#21433516
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14992) - you deserved it (23057)

On 06/28/2015 at 10:02pm - kids - by AddictiveAddicted - United States (Colorado)

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

#21432863
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25209) - you deserved it (1708)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML

#21431508
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22226) - you deserved it (1608)

On 06/24/2015 at 11:54pm - love - by Anonymouss (man) - United States

Today, I politely asked a coworker to stop sticking his chewed-up gum to my desk. It's now 10:57 pm and my tires are slashed. FML

#21431204
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23294) - you deserved it (1517)

On 06/24/2015 at 2:49pm - work - by Ain't going nowhere - United States (Illinois)

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML

#21431164
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34085) - you deserved it (2089)

On 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML

#21430214
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23692) - you deserved it (4446)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm - health - by oh no (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

#21428778
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20184) - you deserved it (12247)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML

#21428771
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24895) - you deserved it (8139)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:06pm - misc - by jenpearl (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML

Today, from across the parking lot, I saw a woman break into my car and steal my "Handicapped parking" placard. Guess why I couldn't stop her. FML

#21427634
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34327) - you deserved it (1709)

On 06/17/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by hobbled - United States

Today, my co-worker told me how "lucky" I am that I "chose" to be a lesbian, because I don't have to deal with "guy drama". I spent two years of my adolescence sleeping at a bus stop and begging strangers for money after I got kicked out of home. FML

#21427509
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34269) - you deserved it (3155)

On 06/17/2015 at 9:31am - misc - by Lesbihonest (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML

#21425373
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33351) - you deserved it (1687)

On 06/13/2015 at 8:42am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML

#21424633
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (1761)

On 06/11/2015 at 6:46pm - misc - by what - United States (California)

Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML

#21423445
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25813) - you deserved it (1995)

On 06/09/2015 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland



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