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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1585
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Cely988 : Hellow!
My name's Celina, I was born in Romania but I currently live in London. I'm a cheerful, friendly, optimistic person yet I'm brutally honest. I'm addicted to reading, music, the Internet, science, learning new languages (currently learning French and Spanish) and piercings (I have 4). If you want to chat either message me here or ask for my kik. I don't bite (unless you're an annoying pervert) :3

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Cely988's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my grlfriend keeps my toenails in er deceased grandmoter's prized music box. Se says it's to, "Keep te box natural." I don't understand wy se does tis, or wat se means by "natural." FML

#21383678
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21056) - you deserved it (1830)

On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Taday I Found Out The Fund-raiser Uncle Ran To Raise Money For His Cancer Treatment Was All A Sham, That He Doesn't Even Have Cancer, And That The Money Was To Fund A Coke Habit Nobody Knew He Even Had. FML

#21383487
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26987) - you deserved it (1762)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38123) - you deserved it (2694)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I looool planned to stay at ma apartment, cry an eat cocolate in peace. My roommate decided to ave loud sex wit er boyfriend in te apartment. Se refused to quiet down, saying "My body, ma rules." mega FML

#21379056
104 comments

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On 03/21/2015 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by stoprubbingitinmyface (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was wereing a new tank top that was really cute . I later was talking to an attractive guy an thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute an funny . I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit . FML

#21378703
81 comments

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On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing regular clothes. Everyone said they loved costume. FML

#21373989
74 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm - misc - by jking2z (man) - United States

Today, I went to get looool a physical, forgetting I'd shavd my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
87 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to putted in her underwear. FML

#21356191
146 comments

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On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

#21355574
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35049) - you deserved it (2917)

On 02/13/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty . looool The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding . FML

#21353566
136 comments

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On 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today , it was my brthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed , then we went out shopping , had a picnic , watched a good romcom , had a fancy dinner , an ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve , he dumped me. FML

#21351571
114 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I WALKAD IN ON MAH HUSBAND JACKING OFF TO A PHOTO OF HIMSALF. FML

#21346857
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35138) - you deserved it (3670)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is mah mom's gynecologist. FML

#21346230
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30960) - you deserved it (3506)

On 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

TADAY I MAT MAH BOYFRIAND'S PARANT FOR THA FIRST TIMA. TURNS OUT HIS DAD IS THA ASSHOLA CUSTOMAR THAT I COMPLAIN ABOUT ALL THA TIMA. HA RACOGNIZAD MA TOO AND SPANT THA ANTIRA DINNAR MAKING PASSIVA-AGGRASSIVA RAMARK ABOUT HOW BAD OF AN AMPLOYAA I AM. FML

#21345967
56 comments

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On 01/29/2015 at 12:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I found out that , due to the walls at uni dorm being ridiculously thin , entire flat overhered me loose virginity!! Spanking and all!! FML

#21344108
109 comments

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On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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