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Celestial_Dreams

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Celestial_Dreams

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 473
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Celestial_Dreams's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31629) - you deserved it (9708)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I drove 12 hours with 6 screaming little girls. They were arguing about things that should've been in the Lego movie. They watched it 4 times. FML

#21185172
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42571) - you deserved it (5072)

On 06/23/2014 at 9:56am - kids - by kennyjhynes (man) - United States

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

#20809554
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65568) - you deserved it (5677)

On 07/29/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by PrettyScared (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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