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by lanz4949 / 03/19/2013 at 12:40am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/22/2013 at 5:25am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Bad Mommy / 06/21/2012 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Kids
by Zolesz96 / 08/30/2011 at 12:39pm / Hungary (Jasz-Nagykun-Szolnok) / Miscellaneous
by butimarealbear / 07/13/2011 at 9:11am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML
by koolkidx3 / 02/24/2010 at 4:28pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by graospe / 12/11/2009 at 8:31pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by dreamdude / 09/20/2009 at 9:21am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/13/2009 at 2:40am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I was scolding my 8 year old son because he was getting bad grades in school. I told him that he should get straight A's like his friend Ceejay. He told me that comparing him to Ceejay was unfair and when I asked why he said, "Because his dad is actually smart." FML
by tomandjerry / 05/21/2009 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Kids
by catlady1989 / 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
by Anonymous / 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, while working at a Subway store right next to a big hospital, there was a big line of people all getting their subs toasted. Without turning around, I asked the next person in line, "I'll bet you want yours extra toasted?" She was a burns victim from the hospital. FML
by 00Evan / 04/05/2009 at 9:48am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
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