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Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 02/22/2014 at 4:02pm / United States (California) / Health
by awkward / 02/22/2014 at 12:39am / United States / Intimacy
by fuck you right back, cockspit / 02/14/2014 at 4:23pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by took it / 02/09/2014 at 9:36am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
by Anonymous / 02/04/2014 at 4:42pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Love
by mac / 01/27/2014 at 9:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by MommyProblems / 01/19/2014 at 12:17am / United States / Kids
by cjgreer70 / 01/18/2014 at 6:09pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/18/2014 at 1:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by ugh / 01/16/2014 at 8:37am / Vietnam (Ha Noi) / Intimacy
Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
by rholt / 01/14/2014 at 1:48am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML
by stalked / 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML
by Purplexus / 01/02/2014 at 9:13am / Turkey (Ankara) / Miscellaneous
by me / 12/14/2013 at 8:49pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by ElephantLover / 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I got into my first car accident on my way to school. I saw some of my friends pull over and… Today, I realized the highlight of my week so far is watching Sailor Moon on Hulu. In my room at my… Today, I popped the cherry on the sofa in my girlfriend's parent's house. It left a stain. The sofa…
- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…