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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 March 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1049
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CatchMe25 : Welcome to my wonderland!

~~I love to read, draw, paint, sing, create, and write. I can't continue reading books that have grammatical mistakes. So occasionally the FML world makes me grimace.

Overly tired of mean, self-important, condescending people...I think it's the beginning signs of the zombie apocalypse.

Play nice because in the end it's just not that serious!

Anyways...have a fabulous day!! ~~

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Visits<b>born_hustla</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 5:11am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 1:56am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 10:50am<b>paskievitchjack</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 6:43pm<b>angiotensin</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:54am<b>seemo82</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 6:23am<b>jonathan7777</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 11:31pm<b>amburrjade</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 11:54pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 12:28pm<b>AlexMB1310</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:45am<b>PITSB</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:25am<b>JoelsLastNight</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 6:05am<b>bigjake</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 12:44am<b>Umbreon_Princess</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 11:07pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 4:00pm<b>Texasblackboots</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 9:55am<b>MissEris</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 2:25pm<b>tony1891</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 9:11am

Fucked!<b>beeferjay</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 4:51pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 6:28pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:01pm<b>seemo82</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 1:57am<b>RA91</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 3:26pm<b>whatshisname1066</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 10:43am<b>bigjake</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 8:42pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 7:08pm

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CatchMe25's favorite FMLs

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML

#21320202
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32066) - you deserved it (6468)

On 12/19/2014 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

#21306286
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41165) - you deserved it (3523)

On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

#21270163
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46483) - you deserved it (4351)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to see the school counselor to schedule my classes for school. She asked me if I knew how to speak English. My parents are Chinese and I don't even know how to speak Chinese. I've lived in America my whole life. Plus, I even spoke to her in English to ask about classes. FML

#21200980
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48059) - you deserved it (3754)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my friend told me that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. Since he's my friend, I didn't want to call him out too bad, so I joked that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot. He called me an idiot and lectured me on how I'd just made that figure up myself. I need new friends. FML

#21086436
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36554) - you deserved it (5802)

On 03/14/2014 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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