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by PrincessPromotion / 07/26/2014 at 12:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Razi_tail / 06/25/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by possibly fucked / 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Intimacy
Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
by nofatchicks / 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/04/2014 at 10:58pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Wowthanks / 05/04/2014 at 8:13pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, at work, I served a group of three teens. Their tab was $75 and they tipped me nothing. They wrote a thank you on a piece of receipt paper, put it in a glass of water and used a coaster to turn the glass of water upside down on the table, spilling water everywhere. They also stole my pen. FML
by brerj09 / 04/28/2014 at 9:35am / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by nh-Amazon / 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I went shopping for a wedding dress at a fancy store. The proprietor took one look at me, said they don't have any dresses large enough for me, and asked me to leave. No wonder my self-confidence is in the gutter. FML
by DarthVerona / 03/14/2014 at 4:07pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, after waking up, I walk into the kitchen to see my two-year-old with a blue sharpie in hand as he says, "Look mom, color!" He left no appliance or cabinet untouched in his coloring masterpiece, and I'm still trying to figure out where he got the sharpie from. FML
by xtinasky1 / 03/06/2014 at 11:24pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by tornkhakis / 02/24/2014 at 2:20am / United States (Indiana) / Animals
Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML
by Xpload / 01/29/2014 at 1:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by soon to be unemployed / 01/28/2014 at 5:36pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/28/2014 at 4:57pm / Bahrain (Al Manamah) / Kids
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my best friend asked me to be his girlfriend. Out of pure shock i replied "is this a joke?"… Today, my best friend, who just got his drivers license, convinced me to take my dads brand new car… Today, my grandmother forced me to help her clean a house, which she knows makes me sick. I wonder…