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Cartera
  • Town/Country : The place that is known to all, U.S.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 March 1984 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 525
  • Number of comments : 237
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Cartera : Only use app. If you send me a message I will more than likely never respond.

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Today, I was operating on a young girl, when she began to awake during the surgery. We quickly put her back under, of course, but now I'm terrified that she'll remember my profuse cursing and get me in the shit with my curmudgeonly killjoy of a boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18605) - you deserved it (9400)

On 06/03/2012 at 4:27pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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