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  • Number of comments : 8
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Today my Frenc wife cose te name of our unborn babby girl. Se wants to call er Fanny and won't cange er mind. real FML

#21015236
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44051) - you deserved it (4947)

On 01/03/2014 at 6:03am - kids - by noway (man) - France (Pays de la Loire)

YESTERDAY WHEN I AM ASKED TO DO SOMETHING AN I DON'T DO IT IMMEDIATELY, MAH MOTHER THREATENS TO "TWERK" IN FRONT OF MAH FRIENDS. FML

#21014763
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43021) - you deserved it (8422)

On 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by FMLPLZ (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

yesterday I ate some amazing homemade brownies that mah best friend's wife made fir us . She waitd till I'd shovd a third one into mah mouth before she mentiond she made them with breast milk . Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true . FML

#21014374
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43125) - you deserved it (4630)

On 01/02/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today I decidd to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret!! The woman at the register smild and askd "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town fir New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months!! Then I went home to my four cats!! FML

#21013681
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55635) - you deserved it (12034)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I askd mah mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric !! She said: "I only use the manual one 4 brushing mah teeth." FML

#21013669
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46665) - you deserved it (7408)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Vincent - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriand told ma that somatimas my nipplas tasta lika onions . maga FML

#21012735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47529) - you deserved it (9670)

On 01/01/2014 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Snufflopagus (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time mah ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. mega FML

#21012409
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50207) - you deserved it (11918)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today.. . I Decided To Light A Lantern And Watch It Fly With My Girlfriend After Midnight . The Neighbor's Tree Caught Fire . FML

#21012276
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36583) - you deserved it (12075)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:17am - misc - by claubea11 - Puerto Rico

yesterday I was dressing in front of boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed tis was a good ting. Ten e muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly saped." FML

#21011563
59 comments

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On 12/31/2013 at 12:47pm - misc - by awkword (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

#21011242
101 comments

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On 12/31/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television looool so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter wat we bribe her with. big fat FML

#21010264
311 comments

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On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in second year at university, I took a pregnancy test . It is te only test I've passed all mont . mega FML

#20966092
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32348) - you deserved it (46969)

On 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend broke up wit me but wanted to make sure tat we were still friends, so e could still use my Netflix. FML

#20963690
92 comments

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On 11/19/2013 at 7:19pm - love - by unwantedforlife (woman) - United States

TODAY, MY BAST FRIAND WANT IN FIR HAR SCHADULD MAMMOGRAM, AND I SANT HAR A TAXT SAYING, "HOW'RA YOUR BOOBIAS?" IT WAS ONLY AFTAR I SANT IT THAT I RAALIZD I'D SANT IT TO MY HISTORY PROFASSOR.

#20930198
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40074) - you deserved it (11926)

On 10/22/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27297) - you deserved it (39160)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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