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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 January 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 43135
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Carribu : I'm Carrie. Call me a bitch? You wouldn't be a the first. I'm not mean. I'm honest. I can be nice, but you need to not be a douche.

Carribu's page activity

Visits<b>Iamentertained</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 3:17pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 10:55pm<b>silky_mitts</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 3:46pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 10:23am<b>wassup388</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 10:36pm<b>raven83</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 8:13am<b>masschris</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 10:58am<b>Arni792</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 3:32pm<b>flannelboss27</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 8:17am<b>moosemay</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 1:16pm<b>CLOTHESPlN</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 6:00pm<b>MBrabs1996</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 11:51pm<b>ShroudedKnife</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 6:15pm<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 10:02am<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 9:06am<b>Bricktothehead</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 1:39am<b>Jaymojustmaybe</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 9:11pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 11:02am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 4:22pm<b>Arni792</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 9:32pm<b>flannelboss27</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 2:17pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 5:03pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 8:27pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 1:01am<b>patts_</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 8:51am<b>martini47</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 7:13pm

Carribu's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Carribu's favorite FMLs

Today, when I opened the door to my room at night, I saw this big menacing thing staring right at me. I gasped and my heart started racing. I apprehensively turned on the lights, and I realized that it was the semi-deflated Spongebob balloon that has been in my room for weeks. FML

by Scared / 08/23/2009 at 2:19am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

by treegirl / 07/26/2009 at 1:57am / United States / Love

Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

by PTKFML / 07/26/2009 at 12:37am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

by merkris / 06/29/2009 at 11:41am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

by unicorn / 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

by keeks_25 / 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow, Love you" FML

by jobless / 05/07/2009 at 5:10pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML

by frenchgirlll / 04/27/2009 at 12:43am / United States (California) / Love