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CarmalitaMarie

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CarmalitaMarie's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my spouse to help me apply some hemorrhoid relief cream, since I couldn't see what was going on down there clearly. Next time, I hope I'll remember if I'm still in a conference call with my online classmates so they don't witness the whole thing again. FML

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

#21243189
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22897) - you deserved it (39589)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68915) - you deserved it (12986)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

#19761767
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6830) - you deserved it (54167)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30570) - you deserved it (4801)

On 05/12/2011 at 5:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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