Carkin

Search for a member

Carkin

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 June 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 471
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Carkin : Follow me on twitter NathanDsel

Carkin's page activity

Visits<b>LiiaaBee</b> - the 10/19/2013 at 6:01am<b>15Erik</b> - the 10/18/2013 at 12:40am<b>laaryssa</b> - the 09/12/2013 at 12:25am<b>mikailanicole98</b> - the 08/03/2013 at 2:30am<b>daniel_0084</b> - the 08/03/2013 at 1:00am<b>686969696968</b> - the 07/27/2013 at 11:19am<b>Blixamarkham</b> - the 07/27/2013 at 2:00am<b>haylburg</b> - the 07/23/2013 at 11:06pm<b>stripes97</b> - the 07/20/2013 at 10:15pm<b>k_gils</b> - the 07/18/2013 at 7:05pm<b>jadeluv</b> - the 07/17/2013 at 7:54am<b>roro_superloser</b> - the 07/16/2013 at 4:17pm<b>eater526</b> - the 07/15/2013 at 8:14pm

Carkin's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of Carkin's badges

Carkin's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

by shalara / 06/15/2012 at 4:23pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I moved into a new house. The landlord insists it's OK for her to come up whenever she wants because she owns the house. We aren't allowed to lock the doors and she has two 8-year-olds. They come into the bathroom every time they hear the shower running. We have a clear shower curtain. FML

by HELP / 06/06/2012 at 9:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML

by edhere4u2nv / 06/06/2012 at 2:51pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had my first ever shift at the zoo. My job is to explain the characteristics and habits of various animals to the visitors. A five-year-old outsmarted me while I was talking about lions. FML

by DuhSteven / 06/06/2012 at 1:04pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

by Anonymous / 03/09/2011 at 4:52am / India (Karnataka) / Kids

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

by mocass’1 / 10/13/2008 at 4:19am / France / Love