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About Carebeareatu : I am very natural about a lot of things, and too chill in the most dramatic situations. Tattoos, and piercings. ♥BodyMod♡ 》XBL:ChaosJeene《(rpg, mrpg, and fps) love talking to new people, so feel free to message me.

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML


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On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML


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On 02/19/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by killmenow (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML


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On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by klv8 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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