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Carebeareatu
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  • Number of visits : 2210
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Carebeareatu : I am very natural about a lot of things, and too chill in the most dramatic situations. I am a lover of the arts, playing cello for almost eight years. Some things about me and my character is that I'm currently studying to be a social worker because I see them as heros to the underclass. Specifically I want to go into CPS and families in crisis. I've grown up with them all my life and I want to contribute to society the way they do. I am eighteen, and a college freshman. I love to craft (My best work is dream catchers), garden, blog, and write. I love to write, a lot. I love to read a lot, but lately have no time to since my internship at the Animal Center. Most of my attention and time is now spent there. I have many tattoos, and i would have piercings if my supervisor allowed it. Xbox GT:ChaosJeene PS3: Carebearseatu. Game with me? (rpg, mrpg, and fps) love talking to new people, so feel free to message me.

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

#79769
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I agree, your life sucks (51083) - you deserved it (2349)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by killmenow (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44207) - you deserved it (2780)

On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39772) - you deserved it (2857)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by klv8 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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