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Carebeareatu
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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 2207
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Carebeareatu : I am very natural about a lot of things, and too chill in the most dramatic situations. I am a lover of the arts, playing cello for almost eight years. Some things about me and my character is that I'm currently studying to be a social worker because I see them as heros to the underclass. Specifically I want to go into CPS and families in crisis. I've grown up with them all my life and I want to contribute to society the way they do. I am eighteen, and a college freshman. I love to craft (My best work is dream catchers), garden, blog, and write. I love to write, a lot. I love to read a lot, but lately have no time to since my internship at the Animal Center. Most of my attention and time is now spent there. I have many tattoos, and i would have piercings if my supervisor allowed it. Xbox GT:ChaosJeene PS3: Carebearseatu. Game with me? (rpg, mrpg, and fps) love talking to new people, so feel free to message me.

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

#20434472
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32864) - you deserved it (2740)

On 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm - work - by shattysituation - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

#20432536
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32931) - you deserved it (2342)

On 12/30/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML

#20192033
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36275) - you deserved it (2314)

On 12/05/2012 at 5:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

#20116072
175 comments

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On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML

#20108846
64 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 8:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
182 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
261 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML

#18631063
72 comments

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On 12/28/2011 at 1:23am - love - by foreveralonecatlady (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

#17578977
147 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
339 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

#15105515
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14507) - you deserved it (43068)

On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grad student husband was unusually frisky in the middle of the day. I took the opportunity and we had an enjoyable afternoon romp. Afterward, I asked him what had gotten him in such a good mood. He replied, "I'd do just about anything to get out of doing my homework." FML

#13213311
43 comments

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On 09/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by amorousintx - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

#12408550
148 comments

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On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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