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Carebeareatu

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Carebeareatu

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4245
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Carebeareatu : I am very natural about a lot of things, and too chill in the most dramatic situations. I'm an animal caretaker and volunteer for my local animal shelter. Hmu!
Tattoos, and piercings. ♥BodyMod♡ 》XBL:ChaosJeene《(rpg, mrpg, and fps) love talking to new people, so feel free to message me.

Ps. If you're on my profile because of my marriage FML, that was made TWO YEARS AGO, please stop messaging criticism to me. It's really annoying and no, I did not get married.

Carebeareatu's page activity

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Fucked!<b>SilkMudah</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 6:36am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:15am<b>wildmonkey</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 1:20am<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 7:49am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 9:44pm<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 8:23pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 5:25am<b>Matheo</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 9:53pm<b>sam9697</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 7:57pm<b>MortenM</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 8:54am<b>paravoz</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 8:14am<b>MitchellIIt</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 4:52am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 4:22am<b>rockwrench</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 3:55am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 3:29am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 3:12am<b>MrDrDaBoss</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 3:12am<b>AlwaysWatching</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 1:26am

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Carebeareatu's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to give a presentation at school about King Richard III. I realized too late that someone had changed his name to "King Dick" on all the slides. My little sister later broke into hysterics and confessed this had been her April Fool's prank. FML

#21386448
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27665) - you deserved it (2487)

On 04/02/2015 at 10:21am - misc - by King.Dick. (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer said it all went well, but he can't hire me because I've got a nose piercing, and that type of "image" isn't the kind they're looking for in their employees. This is the guy who had a full sleeve tattoo. FML

#21200605
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43233) - you deserved it (7185)

On 07/06/2014 at 2:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming "What the fuck?!" FML

#21151127
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47592) - you deserved it (7234)

On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

#20960004
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45013) - you deserved it (2732)

On 11/16/2013 at 4:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

#20910165
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49807) - you deserved it (13353)

On 10/06/2013 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Sleepy head - United States

Today, my coworker convinced a little girl that teddy bears are actually the bodies of dead baby bears. I work at Build-a-Bear-Workshop, and we were working a 4-year-old's birthday party. FML

#20910133
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42183) - you deserved it (2869)

On 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm - kids - by TeddyBearKiller (woman) - United States

Today, I repeatedly had to ask people to please stop groping the mannequins. FML

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

#20895757
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38965) - you deserved it (4988)

On 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by scared shitless in ohio (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked what was wrong, she put her fingers in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles, and if "that's normal for girls". They did. It's not. FML

#20880468
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43800) - you deserved it (3295)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:42am - health - by Carebeareatu (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML

#20870447
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51902) - you deserved it (4074)

On 09/06/2013 at 5:42pm - health - by what's a rimjob between friends? (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

#20848315
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45614) - you deserved it (22410)

On 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by me (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was told that I have to apply to keep the job that I've held for the past two years. There are so many other applicants that it's basically a free-for-all. FML

#20813366
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42427) - you deserved it (3070)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:47pm - work - by TheStressComesFree (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

#20813339
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53699) - you deserved it (8528)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML

#20812476
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44104) - you deserved it (4484)

On 07/30/2013 at 11:06pm - misc - by TheSacredTeddyBear (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my fiancé confronted me about our wedding arrangements. Apparently, if he's not allowed to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off. FML



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