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Carebeareatu
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  • Number of visits : 2201
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Carebeareatu : I am very natural about a lot of things, and too chill in the most dramatic situations. I am a lover of the arts, playing cello for almost eight years. Some things about me and my character is that I'm currently studying to be a social worker because I see them as heros to the underclass. Specifically I want to go into CPS and families in crisis. I've grown up with them all my life and I want to contribute to society the way they do. I am eighteen, and a college freshman. I love to craft (My best work is dream catchers), garden, blog, and write. I love to write, a lot. I love to read a lot, but lately have no time to since my internship at the Animal Center. Most of my attention and time is now spent there. I have many tattoos, and i would have piercings if my supervisor allowed it. Xbox GT:ChaosJeene PS3: Carebearseatu. Game with me? (rpg, mrpg, and fps) love talking to new people, so feel free to message me.

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Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

#20960004
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43205) - you deserved it (2602)

On 11/16/2013 at 4:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

#20910165
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On 10/06/2013 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Sleepy head - United States

Today, my coworker convinced a little girl that teddy bears are actually the bodies of dead baby bears. I work at Build-a-Bear-Workshop, and we were working a 4-year-old's birthday party. FML

#20910133
65 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm - kids - by TeddyBearKiller (woman) - United States

Today, I repeatedly had to ask people to please stop groping the mannequins. FML

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

#20895757
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On 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by scared shitless in ohio (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked what was wrong, she put her fingers in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles, and if "that's normal for girls". They did. It's not. FML

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On 09/14/2013 at 1:42am - health - by Carebeareatu (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML

#20870447
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On 09/06/2013 at 5:42pm - health - by what's a rimjob between friends? (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

#20848315
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On 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by me (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was told that I have to apply to keep the job that I've held for the past two years. There are so many other applicants that it's basically a free-for-all. FML

#20813366
56 comments

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On 07/31/2013 at 12:47pm - work - by TheStressComesFree (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML

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On 07/30/2013 at 11:06pm - misc - by TheSacredTeddyBear (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my fiancé confronted me about our wedding arrangements. Apparently, if he's not allowed to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off. FML

Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML

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On 04/05/2013 at 2:51pm - health - by what if I'm being eaten from the inside out? oh my god (man) - Singapore

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 9:41am - kids - by Nightmare (woman) -

Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML

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On 01/10/2013 at 7:02pm - animals - by theycallmekitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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