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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 547
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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29232) - you deserved it (5184)

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