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Captain_Zorro

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 673
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Captain_Zorro : Youtube Channel director ar Brent4218. Add me on Xbox: ArcaneZorro

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Fucked!<b>One_Way</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 7:37am

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Captain_Zorro's favorite FMLs

Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML

by JohnBlack / 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

by indierocklove / 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

by devinbyrne / 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous