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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 628
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29853) - you deserved it (3698)

On 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm - misc - by JohnBlack (man) - United States

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML


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On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29146) - you deserved it (8330)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML


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On 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by devinbyrne - United States (Texas)

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