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Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18770) - you deserved it (35632)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war. Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style. FML

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On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria



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