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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 September 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 291
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About CaptainJudgment : That was the best bacon cheeseburger ever.

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Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML


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On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)

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