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CaptainJellyBean
  • Town/Country : Santa Monica, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 October 1991 (22 years)
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Today, my first graders released the butterflies we've been raising. The kids were sad that one had died in his cocoon and wouldn't be set free. Turns out that butterfly may have had a better fate: a flock of birds ate half of the others. Immediately after releasing them. In front of the kids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62782) - you deserved it (4554)

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