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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 May 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say "Rise and shine sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so i responded "Baby, what time is it? When is this F*ing class going to be over!?" it wasnt my boyfriend talking, it was my teacher. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13536) - you deserved it (75547)

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