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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 409
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About CaptainCurls : I am Guatemalan.

I play soccer, volleyball, and I swim.

I am currently studying to be an airplane pilot.

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Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML


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