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About CaptainCurls : I am Guatemalan.
I play soccer, volleyball, and I swim.
I am currently studying to be an airplane pilot.
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Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML
Friday 2 October 2015