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CaptainCommenter
  • Town/Country : Avondale, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 December 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 147
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26058) - you deserved it (4741)

On 01/16/2013 at 5:48am - health - by ChubbyButt (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML

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On 06/16/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by kjmsit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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