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Capn_Keeky's favorite FMLs

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47407) - you deserved it (6167)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44276) - you deserved it (5621)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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