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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Yesterday, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concludd that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21071) - you deserved it (2716)

On 12/13/2012 at 3:01am - love - by Hit-and-Run - Mexico (Chihuahua)

Today, I woka up with a wax strip on mah chast and mah girlfriand sitting naxt to ma on tha bad laughing. Sha pullad tha strip. I scraamad. fat FML

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On 11/06/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Ugggggggggg (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my first orgasm . I also cummed to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups fir at least half an hour afterwards . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27835) - you deserved it (3131)

On 11/03/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by hiccups - United States (New York)



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