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  • Town/Country : Singapore, Singapore
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was fired over the phone, losing my only source of income. When asked if I was okay, I explained that although I understood why, I was a little peeved they'd chosen my birthday to deliver the message. My - now former - boss then sang "Happy Birthday" to me in its entirety. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39629) - you deserved it (3475)

On 03/19/2014 at 8:28am - work - by pale-suzie (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML

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On 03/15/2014 at 5:48pm - love - by broken vows (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML

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On 03/11/2014 at 6:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML



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