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CandyDawg

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CandyDawg

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 970
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CandyDawg : I am complex, but if you want to know something, feel free to ask :)

CandyDawg's page activity

Visits<b>moo77</b> - 15 hours ago<b>TheTshirt</b> - yesterday at 5:39am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - yesterday at 10:06pm<b>kyletg09</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 8:19pm<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 7:01am<b>pawesome21</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 1:41am<b>moocowmilk0</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 7:17pm<b>JusstJef</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 6:10am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 6:31am<b>single_20</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 12:21am<b>the_real_dvd</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 10:40pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 4:25pm<b>C7</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 2:58am<b>ughlifesuck</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 10:21am<b>Odiz747</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 8:33am<b>PaulChristie</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 8:11am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 1:52am<b>pred8885</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 1:27am

Fucked!<b>moo77</b> - 9 hours ago<b>Mcstud1y</b> - yesterday at 4:06am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 8:05pm<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 1:01pm<b>JusstJef</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:10pm<b>nomasuras</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 5:55am<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 11:40pm<b>360noscope</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:31am<b>hellnosucka</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 8:58pm<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 4:38pm<b>clevergirl98</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 6:03am<b>shaar</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 5:47am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:40am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 7:20am<b>theTravinator</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:38pm<b>amine91</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 7:24am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:49am<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:40am

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Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML



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