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CandyDawg

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 November 1985 (30 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1285
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CandyDawg : I am complex, but if you want to know something, feel free to ask :)

CandyDawg's page activity

Visits<b>tygerarmy</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 1:10pm<b>s0m3guy2010</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 1:02pm<b>SuperDani</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 8:56am<b>WinterChild</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 1:06am<b>JessicaLiz</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 6:20am<b>NewUsername</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 1:36am<b>tosdyke</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 6:51pm<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 1:43pm<b>StormfrontX33</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 10:34pm<b>CamBen</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 6:34am<b>SadLonelySloth</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 8:12am<b>Vitani_Verci</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 1:39am<b>Lalala579121</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 6:36am<b>JohnSpane12345</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 11:58pm<b>zeusdom</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 1:34pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 8:54am<b>iYodah</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 10:19am<b>aelabed</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 4:18pm

Fucked!<b>Vitani_Verci</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 7:39am<b>trucker2</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 2:13am<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 6:51pm<b>Magnoxidans</b> - the 09/04/2016 at 8:57pm<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 5:48am<b>crazy_bananas</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 4:48pm<b>socialproduct</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 6:31am<b>OlRed</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 7:23pm<b>kintoki25</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 11:25am<b>DadMom</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 10:18am<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 6:37am<b>StormfrontX33</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 7:43am<b>BoxFullOfLazy</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 4:58am<b>InfiniteSunshine</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 10:18am<b>StateOfEuphoria</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 6:13am<b>delichick</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 10:31am<b>frankmz</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 8:13am<b>m1i2c3h4a5e6l7</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 12:12am

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CandyDawg's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML

by KayIsKiwi99 / 08/29/2016 at 3:00pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML

by blazon_paradox / 09/16/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals

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