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Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45051) - you deserved it (4615)

On 12/19/2013 at 8:48am - misc - by sammers27 (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML


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On 12/13/2013 at 7:34pm - intimacy - by puking now (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67749) - you deserved it (5642)

On 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by mystery - United States (North Dakota)

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