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CanadiAnM8

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  • Town/Country : Mississauga, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 November 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3408
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About CanadiAnM8 : I'm Canadian and play Competitive Call of Duty.

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CanadiAnM8's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

#21462259
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23581) - you deserved it (2012)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

#21462073
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22980) - you deserved it (3211)

On 08/29/2015 at 10:06am - misc - by Lord Buttfuck IV (man) - France

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

#21460828
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22874) - you deserved it (2962)

On 08/26/2015 at 3:45am - love - by Anonymous - India (West Bengal)

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML

#21459919
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15754) - you deserved it (21436)

On 08/24/2015 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML

#21459209
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19679) - you deserved it (6986)

On 08/22/2015 at 6:18am - intimacy - by fuck no (woman) - India (Kerala)

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

#21457265
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26818) - you deserved it (1801)

On 08/17/2015 at 6:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML

#21456687
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25990) - you deserved it (2830)

On 08/16/2015 at 11:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

#21455220
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31816) - you deserved it (2222)

On 08/12/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML

#21454921
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32651) - you deserved it (1697)

On 08/11/2015 at 8:00pm - misc - by SY5623 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML

#21454901
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28277) - you deserved it (2829)

On 08/11/2015 at 7:05pm - work - by NotJobbing (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my wife handed over most of our son's college fund, in cash, to an investment scammer going by the name "Herp A. Derpson". FML

#21453336
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27822) - you deserved it (3079)

On 08/08/2015 at 12:02am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

#21453304
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23591) - you deserved it (9986)

On 08/07/2015 at 10:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was sleepwalking. I had a dream my girlfriend wanted me to pee on her. Apparently, while sleepwalking, I pissed all over our dog. FML

#21423425
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24030) - you deserved it (2920)

On 06/09/2015 at 4:03pm - health - by feels like an asshole - United States

Today, I got kicked out of McDonalds for "skating" on the floor. The skating was actually me slipping on the wet floor and smacking my head into a table then getting bitched at for leaving blood on the floor. FML

#21420967
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32236) - you deserved it (2487)

On 06/04/2015 at 11:01pm - misc - by jared576 -

Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML

#21418659
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25774) - you deserved it (5671)

On 05/31/2015 at 4:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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