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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 299
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Cambeast's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere and headed straight for my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML


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On 05/16/2014 at 8:33pm - misc - by pissed off (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave: "He's out of my league; you're not." FML


I agree, your life sucks (51514) - you deserved it (4200)

On 07/12/2013 at 12:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34950) - you deserved it (5490)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML


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On 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, my parents made me a steak dinner to celebrate me visiting home from college. I've been a vegetarian for eleven years. This is the third time they've done this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36539) - you deserved it (11755)

On 06/23/2010 at 7:27pm - misc - by cjkelly1 (woman) - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML


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On 10/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by lovebigmacs (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML


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On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

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