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Callilah

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Callilah

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1701
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML

#440568
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68194) - you deserved it (8137)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Miller_Time (man) - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15592) - you deserved it (34527)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Biggest Jerk (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

#5419
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40999) - you deserved it (2296)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by asdf - United States (Washington)



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