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Callilah

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 January 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2266
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML

by Miller_Time / 03/18/2009 at 2:45pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

by Biggest Jerk / 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

by asdf / 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous