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Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML
by Miller_Time / 03/18/2009 at 2:45pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
by Biggest Jerk / 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by asdf / 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
- Today, while messaging this guy I like on Facebook, I learned that you can set an emoji as the name… Today, I got into trouble from my mum for not apologising to my grandpa after he was rude to me. He… Today, I went on vacation with my family. It wasn't until I had gotten back home that I found out I…