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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 884
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Calivale : So like I am a girl who takes what life gives her. I would have to say my life moto is "what doesn't kill ya only makes ya stronger"... My favorite shoe brand would have to be Nike! Like it's a pretty legit brand.... There is one team I dedicate my life to and that is the one and only LA Lakers(the most badass team out there) yeah anyway I love to laugh and make a fool out of myself when I'm with friends! I may be a youngster but in one year I'm gonna be heading to college as a 17 year old trying to be a civil engineer!! Yeeee Oh and feel free to message me I love talking to new people!!!
So like there's one thing I keep in mind when I am about to explode.. "if God brought us to it, then he will get us through it.." AMEN!!

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