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  • Number of visits : 1946
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Calaraphea : Nobody likes me, neither will you. c:

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML


I agree, your life sucks (145908) - you deserved it (14552)

On 03/20/2009 at 2:11am - intimacy - by firsttimer69 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was with my family at a buffet getting dessert. As I had my chocolate cake in hand, I grabbed an extra slice of cheesecake for my mom because I knew she would like a slice. Upon returning to my table, a couple walking behind me commented, "See, that's why Americans are so obese." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49143) - you deserved it (8639)

On 03/09/2009 at 4:25am - misc - by McChunky =( - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting, "We have a problem!" Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage, and half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54598) - you deserved it (8709)

On 03/04/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Sara (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15516) - you deserved it (75966)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

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